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Oct. 5th, 2012

This has, for various reasons, been a really rough week.

Flist, save me. Post something funny.


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Oct. 5th, 2012 09:58 am (UTC)
"I don't mean to come across all cold and heartless, but that's the way I am, so that's how it comes out."
Oct. 5th, 2012 11:17 am (UTC)
how sad is it that I cannot find a single funny thing this morning?
Oct. 5th, 2012 11:51 am (UTC)
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?


I know it's lame, but my brain refuses to cooperate in trying to remember good jokes.

Oct. 5th, 2012 11:56 am (UTC)
I giggled.
Oct. 5th, 2012 02:25 pm (UTC)
One of the great freedoms of being a dad is that all your jokes are automatically regarded as lame, so you can really enjoy lame jokes!
Oct. 5th, 2012 01:28 pm (UTC)
Sorry this week was so rough. At least it's almost over? A new start is almost here. *hugs*

YGPM with my best attempt at a funny story. It's all I could come up with atm, hope it gives you a chuckle.
Oct. 5th, 2012 02:04 pm (UTC)
My 25mo has taken to 'helping' me sit down on the lavatory, pressing on my thigh and saying "sit down, Mummy". She'd wipe me after if I let her...

I suppose she thinks it works both ways...
Oct. 5th, 2012 02:24 pm (UTC)
Makes sense... kids do overgeneralise. Although I'm glad mine limited it to trying to feed their siblings. ;)
Oct. 5th, 2012 03:45 pm (UTC)
Dunno if it's funny exactly, but a colleague of mine told a real WTH story. Judge for yourself whether he's really weird or really REALLY weird.

This guy had this old piece of meat lying about that was too old to eat, even for him. He admitted to not being very picky, allegedly his cat normally refused to eat his meat before he thought it was too old to eat. So he had this piece of old meat, God only knows what it looked like, and decided that since it was inedible, he'd just go out in the back yard and bury it. But! Apparently he was concerned it might draw undue attention due to birds or cats or whatever, so he promptly went over to his neighbour's yard and buried it there.

And then he proceeded to tell me and a bunch of other people that hey, know what I did last night, I buried a piece of old meat in my neighbour's back yard. Even better, he lives in this tiny village where everyone knows everyone, so had someone noticed, everyone in like a 5 miles radius would have known he buried old meat in next door's garden.

Odd, or ODD?

Oct. 5th, 2012 09:53 pm (UTC)
That really is very odd behaviour.
Oct. 5th, 2012 04:36 pm (UTC)
Oct. 5th, 2012 09:44 pm (UTC)
OK, this wins the thread. Post. Whatever. "If they drill too deep they'll hit the core and let out all the gravity."
Oct. 5th, 2012 10:06 pm (UTC)
Snausages! :D
Oct. 6th, 2012 12:11 am (UTC)
Hey, didja hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sacrificed a goat to Santa?
Oct. 6th, 2012 08:30 pm (UTC)
Would you be amused by stories of my utter klutziness?

Yesterday I managed to step on something and cut my heel. Nothing serious, just enough to cause a slight twinge when I walk. So, without even noticing I have been favoring that foot a bit...

...which caused me to miss one of the stairs while trying to walk down them. Picture arms cartwheeling madly for a moment, and then I sailed down the last couple of steps. Somehow I managed to make it to the landing while still upright, so no harm done. But I fear it looked like something out of an old road runner cartoon! *shakes head at self*
Oct. 6th, 2012 10:06 pm (UTC)
See the romney will cause WWIII if elected thread.
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